I'll be honest with you...
Really? Like you're not usually? So this is the only time I should believe you?
And God showed up...
No kidding. He's already here, and there, and everywhere; you just happened to acknowledge Him. Finally.
Do you have 20 cent?
SSS! It is plural. More than one cent.
LOL. Blah, blah, blah, LOL.
Do you really laugh out loud that often?
Up to 70% off.
Uh huh. I've got your number. That really means that most things are 20% off. But, if you happen to work here and find the things marked 50% off before the store opens, plus your employee discount, then ... yes, UP TO 70% off.
Umm... what does this mean?! Aren't those opposites?
It is so normal for me to be dropped off on an island with complete strangers. How about you?Maybe your reality is to travel the entire world with your spouse in 4 weeks.
Scary. The last restaurant I visited didn't post this sign. Hope I didn't eat old fish.
What phrase annoys you the most?
C'mon give me a good LOL.