Top 10 Responses to the Dreaded Gift
10. Hey! There's a gift!
9. Well,well,well...
8. Boy, if I had not recently gone down 4 sizes that would've fit.
7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
6. Hmm. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though.
There are lots of unexplained fires.
5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
4. I love it--but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
2. To think--I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
1. I really don't deserve this.
5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
4. I love it--but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
2. To think--I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
1. I really don't deserve this.
6 comments:
Oh, you're MUCH nicer than I am. I generally say, " What the HELL were you thinking?" : )
Merry Christmas!
Here's to hoping for "wanted" gifts this year instead of dreaded ones. I wish I would have had this list last year. I think I just sat there with a blank look on my face. I couldn't even get out a "thank you"
Hee hee..that is funny! the Federal Witness Protection Program???Oh mY!!!!
Have a great Thursday!
-sandy toes
Cute! I've been trying to figure out a way to let you know I am a reader of your blog...just stumbled across it...love your heart for the Lord, your family and your house! :) I'm copying your coaster idea for gifts next year. Keep posting!
That's about the funniest thing I've heard in a while. I just may have to put a link to this on my blog...gotta share! Thanks for the laugh, it's so true too.
LOL... that was good. I've recently gotten some gifts where I could say some of these things... and the gifts were NOT from students! ha!!
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